The Family-Ness is a British cartoon series produced in 1983. It was first broadcast on BBC One from 5 October 1984 to 5 April 1985, with repeats showings on CBeebies for a very short time in 2002. It was created by Peter Maddocks of Maddocks Cartoon Productions. Maddocks later went on to produce Penny Crayon and Jimbo and the Jet Set in a similar style. Family-Ness was about the adventures of a family of Loch Ness Monsters and the MacTout family, particularly siblings Elspeth and Angus. The 'Nessies' could be called from the loch by the two children by means of their "thistle whistles". The series was followed with a large collection of merchandising including annuals, story books, character models and even a record. The single "You'll Never Find a Nessie in the Zoo" was written by Roger and Gavin Greenaway, but never made it into the Top 40.
- Mr. MacTout
- Apparently the single parent to Angus and Elspeth (their mother is never seen or mentioned). A stereotypical Scotsman, he has ginger hair with a bushy beard, a Tam o' Shanter on his head, a tartan kilt with the accompanying stockings and he plays the bagpipes.
He is the keeper of the loch, but never sees a Loch Ness Monster, and when anyone mentions seeing one, he says it is "stuff and nonsense". He also happily believes it's "the wind in the trees" whenever he hears a thistle-whistle and even in one episode tells another character that he hears this sound every day.
- Angus MacTout
- Seemingly older than his sister, Angus is adventurous, clever and
quick and is usually successful in getting his father or one or several of the Nessies out of trouble when he needs to, though he sometimes underestimates the initiative of his sister, who often helps him.
- Elspeth MacTout
- A friendly young girl who assists her brother in most of his adventures.
- Sergeant MacFuzz
- The person most frequently approached when a Loch Ness Monster is
seen. However, he seldom believes it - in the first episode because it was April Fool's Day, on another occasion because a monster was reported to be water skiing (which was in fact the truth) and other occasions simply because he arrives too late to see anything himself. He has a bully-like son, Willie MacFuzz, who also once saw a Loch Ness Monster, but he didn't believe him either.
- Mrs McToffee
- The keeper of the local sweet shop who is nevertheless careful not
to sell too many sweets to young buyers in case they ruin their teeth.
- Mayor and Mayoress
- Possibly the least intelligent of all the characters here, human or
non-human. Obsessed with their own importance and their love for one another, they are oblivious to the Nessies, even when one of them is actually in front of them, standing in for a Loch Ness Monster's lookalike competition. A piece of ignorance by the scriptwriters since there are no Mayors in Scotland.
- Professor Dumkopf
- A slightly mad scientist and hot air balloon pilot with a German-sounding
accent who is set on proving the Loch Ness Monster's existence. He often does see one, but is always thwarted in proving it to anyone else either by the MacTout children or by the Nessies themselves (or both). He has tried every bizarre method imaginable to succeed in his aim from lowering a telescopic camera into the loch to catch the monster on film (but ended up having the telescope twisted by the Nessies so that all he shot was a seagull in the air) to pumping sherbet into the loch to try to bring out a monster in a bubble (but ended up falling into his machine and being carried away in one himself). The name Dumkopf means "stupid head" in German.The name was later used in an episode of Inspector Gadget for an unrelated character who was also, coincidentally, a mad scientist.
Most of the Nessies are named after their main trait, like the Mr. Men, the Smurfs and the dwarfs from Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. With one exception, the Nessies bear little likeness to the stereotypical plesiosaurus/serpent appearance; most of them appear as very fat, yellow dinosaurs with bulbous noses.
- Ferocious Ness
- The first Loch Ness Monster to interact with the MacTout children,
and subsequently the most frequent to appear in the series. A large, khaki crocodile/dragon-like creature who likes frightening tourists and passers-by, he is otherwise generally friendly. He is able to change colour to blend in with his background when on land (only seen in one episode) and can, when this happens, get stuck in whatever colour he chooses, but can be made to change back if confronted with something more frightening than himself, creepy-crawlies being his greatest fear. He once - courtesy of the Mayor and Mayoress - came third in a Loch Ness Monster look-alike competition, much to his annoyance.
- Her High Ness
- The Queen of the Nessies, she originally made the rule that humans
must not have dealings with Loch Ness Monsters, but when she saw how polite and helpful the children were, she made them the exception to the rule, and presented them with secret thistle whistles, to call them when necessary. She was seen to breathe fire in just one episode, which she learned to do from "a cousin in China" (presumably a dragon), and on another occasion she stowed away in a ship to visit that cousin. She bears little physical similarities with the other Nessies, having the appearance of a stereotypical Loch Ness monster.
- Baby Ness
- The youngest Nessie with a dummy and nappy. He has a surprisingly "sweet tooth" for one who has not yet started teething, as demonstrated once when Forgetful Ness lost him, resulting in his crawling into the back door of Mrs McToffee's sweet shop to steal sweeties, and on another occasion when he had the measles and Angus and Elspeth bought him a whole jar of sticky sweets to cheer him up.
- Careful Ness
- An excessively cautious Nessie.
- Clever Ness
- The most intelligent of the Nessies, who sports a fine pair of spectacles. Slightly old and doddering, but if called upon to assist the MacTout children in any way is usually successful in doing so.
- Eager Ness
- A slightly hyperactive Nessie who can get carried away, but is useful if the children want something done swiftly.
- Forgetful Ness
- A tie-wearing
Nessie who, when he does call the children, sometimes even forgets that it was he who called. Having lost and then retrieved Baby Ness with the help of Angus and Elspeth, he remembered to express his gratitude but forgot what the baby's name was.
- Eyewit Ness
- Monster with a patch over one eye, who looks like a pirate. He has a tendency to place his telescope over the wrong eye.
- Grumpy Ness
- An old grumbling Nessie who is the least grateful to hear and react to Angus and Elspeth's thistle-whistles, and perhaps for that reason is one of the least often seen.
- Sad Ness
- Extremely depressed monster; plays board games against himself.
- Heavy Ness
- Strong monster, who wears circus "strong man" outfits. Teams up with Mighty Ness to pull Silly Ness free when he gets stuck.
- Lovely Ness
- The only female Nessie apart from her High Ness. She has long,
blonde hair. A friendly Nessie, but often too dainty to help physically in a great deal of the adventures, and is therefore not often seen, though she does appear during the title credits.
- Mighty Ness
- Another strong monster dressed in Circus Strongman clothes. Often seen with Heavy Ness. They may be identical twin brothers.
- Naughty Ness
- A trouble causing monster.
- Lil Ness
- Bright orange Nessie, very loud and obnoxious. Is often ridiculed by other Nessies for his inappropriate comments.
- Silly Ness
- Dim monster that's always getting into trouble. Often gets stuck in
small holes and caves and was the first Nessie the children saw- albeit with his backside up in the air.
- Speedy Ness
- After Eager Ness, generally the quickest to action, he is distinguished by his red crash helmet.
- Sporty Ness
- Appears in the opening credits, but seldom reacts to the MacTout
children's thistle-whistles. When he does appear he tends to show off, he is shown wearing a red and white striped t-shirt.
- Hungry Ness
- A Nessie who will eat anything, even diving bells!
- Written and Created by
- Peter Maddocks
- Voices by
- Peter Hawkins, Sue Sheridan
- Music by
- Roger and Gavin Greenaway
- Theme Tune Performed By
- Gavin Greenaway
- Animation by
- The Animation People
- Head of Backgrounds
- Kevin Smith
- Ted Pettengel and David Elvin
- Production by
- Peter Maddocks, Nick Roberts, Gus Angus
- Series Director
- Jack Stokes
- Dubbing by
Episode listing Edit
|5 October 1984||(1) Elspeth and Angus Meet the Loch Ness Monster||The first story is where we first meet the Loch Ness monster - or
rather the whole family. One day whilst Elspeth and Angus are playing down by the Loch side they spot a large mound, only it isn't a mound, it's Silly-Ness, who's always getting stuck in holes. For helping to rescue Silly-Ness, the Queen Nessy gives the children two "Thistle Whistles" (The thistle being the symbol of Scotland). When ever they need help they can just call on the Nessies. So they blow the whistles and we see just how many Nessies there really are in the Loch.
|12 October 1984||(2) Professor Dumpkopf's Underwater Telescope||Professor Dumkopf is up to his old tricks searching for the Loch
Ness Monster, this time with an underwater telescope dangling from a balloon. Scared that Silly Ness might give the game away the children call on the Nessies to warn them. Fortunately Ferocious-Ness - the original Loch Ness monster comes to their aid.
|19 October 1984||(3) Elspeth and Angus Buy a Puppy||A gypsy is passing the loch, and Elspeth and Angus are appalled that
he has a poor wee dog attached to the caravan who is being made to run alongside. They ask the gypsy if they can have the puppy, and he says they can buy it. As they don't have enough money Eager-Ness searches on the bottom of the loch for coins. Most of what he drags up are bottle tops, however there is one gold coin.
|26 October 1984||(4) Ferocious-ness Changes His Colour||Ferocious Ness likes to hide in bushes and scare passers by - that
is until he shows off the fact he can change colour and finds he can't change back again. It's up to Angus and Elspeth to hid him until he does (before Sergeant McFuzz, Mr McTout and the two frightened firemen return).
|2 November 1984||(5) Ferocious-ness and the Look-a-Like Contest||When Ferocious-Ness happens to sit on the children's model of the
Loch Ness Monster, he has to take its place in the Monster Look-a-like competition. And gets very annoyed when he doesn't win since the Mayor and Mayoress give the third prize for the MacTout kids who have their nice try! and then when Ferocious-Ness goes back in the Loch, he scares the Mayoress by waving at her on the ferris wheel.
|9 November 1984||(6) Clever-ness Helps with the Homework||When the two children struggle with their maths homework,
Clever-Ness helps them work out their problems, during the session Mr and Mrs Flashback take a photo for their local paper, the next morning Mr MacTout is pleased when their homework is done but a bit angry when he sees the monsters hand photo in his article on the paper.
|16 November 1984||(7) Speedy-Ness Saves the Day||Mr McTout enters the local Bagpipe competition, but when he gets on
the bus forgets to take his bagpipes with him. Only Speedy-Ness can help, along with an enthusiastic Sporty-Ness to scare four fisherman away to get Sergeant McFuzz (by phoning him to tell a truthful joke) then Elspeth and Angus finally get to the bagpipe contest to give their father his bagpipes at last
|23 November 1984||(8) Ferocious-Ness Loses His Roar||When Elspeth and Angus find Ferocious-Ness hiding in the bushes
squeaking to himself (after scaring a lorry driver away to the McTout Cottage), they help the queen prepare a soothing concoction to help his throat with a honey and lemons cure to bring his roar back to scare the four picnickers away.
|30 November 1984||(9) Baby-Ness Gets the Measles||Elspeth and Angus can't find the Nessies, until they spot
Careful-Ness hiding in the woods. It turns out Baby-Ness has given them all measles. The two children go to buy sticky sweets to cheer Baby-Ness up, but on their way they are spotted by nasty Willie McFuzz, son of Sergeant McFuzz, and his friend Tubby. The two follow Elspeth and Angus to steal their sweets - not bargaining for finding a huge spotty monster at the end!
|7 December 1984||(10) Silly-Ness and the Bubble Machine|
|14 December 1984||(11) Ferocious-Ness and the Sound Machine|
|21 December 1984||(12) Clever-Ness and the Curling Championship|
|3 January 1985||(13) The Maze of Urquhart Castle|
|10 January 1985||(14) Professor Dumkopf Makes a Monster Film|
|17 January 1985||(15) Professor Dumkopf and his Amazing Cannonball|
|24 January 1985||(16) Sporty-Ness and the Highland Games|
|31 January 1985||(17) Hungry-Ness and the Diving Bell|
|7 February 1985||(18) Professor Dumkopf and the Hungry Monster|
|14 February 1984||(19) Clumsy-Ness Upsets Captain Standfast|
|21 February 1984||(20) Angus and the Monster Kite|
|28 February 1985||(21) Captain Standfast and the Golden Key|
|7 March 1985||(22) Thirsty-Ness and the Part-Time Witch||Elspeth and Angus discover a path leading to a hidden cottage. They
meet a part-time witch - she's also a bus conductor. She is trying to make an invisibility spell, but is having not much luck, as she is missing an essential ingredient - a spot from the tail of the Loch Ness monster. Elspeth and Angus go and call on Ferocious-Ness, who gives them a spot from his arm. The witch tries the potion but finds that only her bottom half disappears, as the spot wasn't from the tail. She decides to give up on magic and tips her cauldron over, the liquid pouring into the loch. Thirsty-Ness appears and having drunk the water promptly disappears - well half of him anyway!
|14 March 1985||(23) Baby-Ness and the Mayor's Statue|
|21 March 1985||(24) Captain Standfast and the Stowaway||Her-Highness decides to pay a visit to her cousin in China and stows
away on Captain Standfast's boat headed out to sea. Unfortunately she forgets her handbag and it's up to the Children to get it before the boat leaves dock.
|28 March 1985||(25) You'll Never Find a Nessie in a Zoo||The final episode of the series doesn't have much of a plot, but is
more a blatant attempt to sell the single. Elspeth and Angus spot a poster in the village for a Zoo visiting Inverness, and go to see it passing through the village. At the end Feroucious Ness waves a sad goodbye to Angus and Elspeth (which was how the actual series of the Family Ness ended).
Video and DVD releases Edit
In the middle of 1985 after the final episode of The Family Ness was broadcast. BBC Video released one video with 14 episodes of the entire show.
|VHS video title||Year of release||Episodes|
|The Family Ness: Monster Tales from Loch Ness (BBCV 4012)||7 October 1985||Elspeth and Angus Meet the Loch Ness Monster,
Professor Dumkopf and his Underwater Telescope, Clumsy-Ness upsets Captain Standfast, Silly-Ness and the Bubble Machine, Professor Dumkopf and his Amazing Cannonball, Ferocious-Ness changes colour, Captain Standfast and the Stowaway, Baby-Ness gets the Measles, Ferocious-Ness and the Sound Machine, Hungry-Ness and the Diving Bell, Thirsty-Ness and the Part-Time Witch, Professor Dumkopf makes a Monster Film, The Maze of Urquhart Castle, You'll never find a Nessie in the Zoo.
In the mid-1990s Hallmark and Carlton Home Entertainment released one video with the first 9 episodes of 1984.
|VHS video title||Year of release||Episodes|
|The Family Ness: As Seen On TV (3007340133)||1994||Elspeth and Angus Meet the Loch Ness Monster,
Professor Dumpkopf's Underwater Telescope, Elspeth and Angus Buy a Puppy, Ferocious-Ness Changes His Colour, Ferocious-Ness and the Look-a-Like Contest, Clever-Ness Helps with the Homework, Speedy-Ness Saves the Day, Ferocious-Ness Loses His Roar and Baby-Ness Gets the Measles
In 2002 and 2003 Rights Entertainment (Distributed by Universal Pictures [UK] Ltd) released two videos with eight episodes on each one and then in Summer 2004 they were both Re-Released on 2 DVD releases.
|VHS/DVD video title||Year of release/Catalogue Number (VHS)||Year of release/Catalogue Number (DVD)||Episodes|
|The Family Ness: Elspeth and Angus Meet the Loch Ness Monster and other stories||2002||2004 (8223994)||Elspeth and Angus Meet the Loch Ness Monster, Elspeth
and Angus Buy a Puppy, Speedy-Ness Saves the Day, Professor Dumpkopf's Underwater Telescope, Ferocious-Ness Loses His Roar, Clumsy-Ness Upsets Captain Standfast, Clever-Ness helps with the Homework, Silly-Ness and the Bubble Machine
|The Family Ness 2: The Look-A-Like Contest and other stories||2003||2004 (8228102)||The Look-A-Like Contest, Professor Dumkopf and his
Amazing Cannonball, Baby-Ness and the Mayor's Statue, Ferocious-Ness Changes Colour, Captain and the Stowaway, Baby-Ness Gets the Measles, Ferocious-Ness and the Sound Machine, Clever-Ness and the Curling Championship
The Family Ness has been broadcast several times on BBC1 and BBC2 in the 1980's. 1990's and 2000's. CBBC on Choice premiered The Family Ness on Day 1 on Monday 29th November 1999 at 6.25am and it was the second programme to appear on the new channel after the Teletubbies. It was repeated again in summer 2000 in a weekday afternoon double bill slot beginning on Monday 31rd July - Friday 25th August 2000 thrice, at 2.20pm, 4.45pm and 6.05pm.